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Merry Christmas 2021: Share Funny Christmas Jokes That Will Help You Get Through This Holiday

Wish You A Happy Merry Christmas 2021 And A Happy New Year 2022! Christmas is a Christian holiday which honors the birth of Jesus. It is a worldwide religious and secular celebration, incorporating many pre-Christian and pagan traditions into the celebrations. It is a famous holiday where the children will receive the gift from Santa Claus, friends or family members. You can also spend the day by sharing some of the funny Christmas jokes with your friends and family members. Share some of the best Funny Christmas Jokes that will help you get through the Christmas Festival.

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What happens to elves when they behave naughtily? Santa gives them the sack.

What is a snowman’s favorite breakfast? Ice Crispies.

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A Mince Spy!

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What do zombies eat with their Christmas dinner? Grave-y.

What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime? Merry Christmas to Ewe!

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party? He had no-body to go with.

Best Christmas Jokes for Kids

What do sheep say to shepherds at Christmastime? Season’s Bleatings!

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How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico? Fleece Navidad!

How do Chihuahua’s say Merry Christmas? Fleas Navidog!

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What’s the best thing to put into Christmas dinner? Your teeth!

Why should Christmas dinner always be well done? So you can say “Merry Crispness”!

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Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids

What says ‘Oh Oh Oh’? Santa walking backward!

What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap.

What do you call a greedy elf? Elfish.

Best Christmas Jokes for Children

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws!

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What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Can you smell carrot?

What’s the best Christmas Present? A broken drum – you can’t beat it.

Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners? Rude-alph!

Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!

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What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia!

Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho, ho, ho.

What do you get if you combine Santa and a duck? A Christmas Quacker!

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Iceburgers!

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Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? They always drop their needles!

What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas Advent Calendar? He got 25 days!

What is a skunks favorite Christmas song? Jingle smells!

What is Santa’s dog’s name? Santa Paws!

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What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt? Snow.

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What never eats at Christmas dinner? The turkey – it’s stuffed.

Where does Santa stay when he is on holiday? At a Ho-ho-ho-tel.

What do you call Frosty the Snowman in May? A puddle!

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Best Christmas Jokes for Adults

Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it’s in Decembrrrr!

What kind of Christmas tree comes from Hawaii? “O Tanning Palms”!

What do wild animals sing at Christmastime? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells, Jungle all the way!

What’s the favorite Christmas Carol of new parents? Silent Night!

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Where does mistletoe go to become famous? “Holly” Wood!

What did one Christmas light say to the other Christmas light? You light me up!

Did you know that Rudolph the Reindeer never went to school? He was elf taught.

What did Adam say the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!

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What do snowmen usually wear on their heads? Ice caps!

Where do you find chili beans? At the north pole!

Funny Christmas Jokes That Will Help You Get Through the Holidays

What is a librarians favorite Christmas song? Silent Night

What do you call a frozen elf hanging from the ceiling? An elfcicle!

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride? Holly Davidson.

Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it ‘soots’ him!

How do you know Santa is good at karate? He has a black belt!

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What do you call an old snowman? Water.

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What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school? The Elf-abet.

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing – it was on the house!

What does Santa say at the start of a race? Ready, set, Ho! Ho! Ho!

Where do snowmen keep the money? In a snow bank.

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What type of cars do elves drive? Toy-otas.

Funny Christmas Jokes That Will Help You Get Through the Holidays

Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman? Because he is so cool!

What do you call a cat on Christmas Eve? Sandy Claws.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Merry Christmas.

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use – I’ve forgotten my name!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hannah.
Hannah who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!

What Do you call an elf who sings? A Wrapper!

Why doesn’t Santa have any kids? He comes only once a year!

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What do you call a can wearing a Christmas hat? Merry Can (American)

What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate clauses

Do you have any Merry Christmas Jokes that you would like to share? Send them to us and we will include them here. HAPPY CHRISTMAS 2021!


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